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  1. Funkmaster V
    Do it! I'd love to review it!
  2. Funkmaster V
    I'm off shooting goofy horror/comedies this weekend (except for Sunday), so I decided to catch up on the Atari 7800 Forever workload with some corrections and re-reviews from the old site. I hope you enjoy! When I get all of the original 57 (or 59) written I will start doing video reviews of all of these games. GoSub Review Scores Amended http://www.atari7800forever.com/gosubreview.html robotfindskitten Reviewed http://www.atari7800forever.com/rfkr.html Winter Games Reviewed http://www.atari7800forever.com/wintergamesr.html Title Match Pro Wrestling Reviewed http://www.atari7800forever.com/tmpwr.html Top 10 Weirdest Messages I Could Stand to Find in robotfindkitten http://www.atari7800forever.com/weirdrfk.html Vrooooooooooooooom www.Atari7800Forever.com
  3. Funkmaster V
    DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
  4. Funkmaster V

    I'm off shooting goofy horror/comedies this weekend (except for Sunday), so I decided to catch up on the Atari 7800 Forever workload with some corrections and re-reviews from the old site. I hope you enjoy! When I get all of the original 57 (or 59) written I will start doing video reviews of all of these games. 

     

    GoSub Review Scores Amended
    http://www.atari7800forever.com/gosubreview.html

     

    robotfindskitten Reviewed
    http://www.atari7800forever.com/rfkr.html

     

    Winter Games Reviewed
    http://www.atari7800forever.com/wintergamesr.html

     

    Title Match Pro Wrestling Reviewed
    http://www.atari7800forever.com/tmpwr.html

     

    Top 10 Weirdest Messages I Could Stand to Find in robotfindkitten
    http://www.atari7800forever.com/weirdrfk.html

    Vrooooooooooooooom

    www.Atari7800Forever.com

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    Ive been making our second horror/comedy movie this last month in the Smoky Mountain Chronicles series, and this weekend I have off, so I wanted to do a bunch of Atari 7800 articles that I have back logged for www.Atari7800Forever.com before I get busy for the next month while we finish it.

     

    I already posted about this featurette about Muddyfunsters games, but its worth a second mention. Plus there's a graphic from one of his games with my name on it, so I wanted to brag:

    http://www.atari7800forever.com/muddyfunster.html

     

    I reviewed Space Duel after playing the arcade version and the 7800 version for an hour on break this week

    http://www.atari7800forever.com/spaceduelr.html

     

    I look into getting into the backstory about that mysterious Atari Championship title belt I was gifted last month. I was given a wrestling belt years ago, and it ended up being very valuable. Can lightning strike twice?

    http://www.atari7800forever.com/ataribelt.html

     

    Thanks for giving a crap, 

    Love,

    The Funk 

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    1. socrates63

      socrates63

      Muddyfunster's work on Tyre Trax looked phenomenal and his 7800 efforts look equally impressive. I'm especially excited by the title screen of Danger Zone--it recalls everything that was cool about Top Gun.

      Thanks for keeping 7800 journalism alive, Funk!

  6. Funkmaster V
    Ive been making our second horror/comedy movie this last month in the Smoky Mountain Chronicles series, and this weekend I have off, so I wanted to do a bunch of Atari 7800 articles that I have back logged for www.Atari7800Forever.com before I get busy for the next month while we finish it. I already posted about this featurette about Muddyfunsters games, but its worth a second mention. Plus there's a graphic from one of his games with my name on it, so I wanted to brag: http://www.atari7800forever.com/muddyfunster.html I reviewed Space Duel after playing the arcade version and the 7800 version for an hour on break this week http://www.atari7800forever.com/spaceduelr.html I look into getting into the backstory about that mysterious Atari Championship title belt I was gifted last month. I was given a wrestling belt years ago, and it ended up being very valuable. Can lightning strike twice? http://www.atari7800forever.com/ataribelt.html Thanks for giving a crap, Love, The Funk
  7. Funkmaster V
    The British Are Coming!
    Muddyfunster Invades the Atari 7800 Programming Scene!

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  8. Funkmaster V
    The British Are Coming! Muddyfunster Invades the Atari 7800 Programming Scene! http://www.atari7800forever.com/muddyfunster.html
  9. Funkmaster V

    Dragon's Cache is a "Stuff is Falling" puzzle game homebrew by Revontuli... which is the first of three different Dragon themed games for the Atari 7800 he is conjuring up. This guy is nuts, but his games are on point.

     

    Check out the review:

    www.atari7800forever.com/dragonscacher.html

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  10. Funkmaster V
    Dragon's Cache is a "Stuff is Falling" puzzle game homebrew by Revontuli... which is the first of three different Dragon themed games for the Atari 7800 he is conjuring up. This guy is nuts, but his games are on point. Check out the review: www.atari7800forever.com/dragonscacher.html
  11. Funkmaster V

    Good Knight and Good Luck

    Oh the Puns...

    A programmer from Chile has popped onto the Atari 7800 scene with a trilogy of upcoming Knight Games... well... 2 games about Knights and one about a very special roach. 2 out of 3 ain't bad, is it? Whatever the case, click the link and get hip on Vlad Zuniga's new platform adventure/ one player board game RPG/ and his upcoming SHUMP for the Prosystem.

     

    www.atari7800Forever.com/goodknight.html 

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  12. Funkmaster V
    Good Knight and Good Luck Oh the Puns... A programmer from Chile has popped onto the Atari 7800 scene with a trilogy of upcoming Knight Games... well... 2 games about Knights and one about a very special roach. 2 out of 3 ain't bad, is it? Whatever the case, click the link and get hip on Vlad Zuniga's new platform adventure/ one player board game RPG/ and his upcoming SHUMP for the Prosystem. www.atari7800Forever.com/goodknight.html
  13. Funkmaster V
    A long lost interview between my site's old collaborator John K Harvey and Ninja Golf/ Klax PIMP David Dentt. A great little little interview about the game programmer that signs his autographs in Mothr funkin' GOLD. http://www.atari7800forever.com/daviddentt.html
  14. Funkmaster V

    A long lost interview between my site's old collaborator John K Harvey and Ninja Golf/ Klax PIMP David Dentt. A great little little interview about the game programmer that signs his autographs in Mothr funkin' GOLD. 

    http://www.atari7800forever.com/daviddentt.html

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  15. Funkmaster V
    Have you ever wondered what a ranked list of Atari 7800 space ships based on looks alone would look like? If so, you are probably certifiably crazy... but we could probably be friends. Regardless, click the link! Its time for a SPACESHIP FASHION SHOW! https://www.atari7800forever.com/spaceshipfashionshow.html
  16. Funkmaster V
    Have you ever wondered what a ranked list of Atari 7800 space ships based on looks alone would look like? If so, you are probably certifiably crazy... but we could probably be friends. Regardless, click the link! Its time for a SPACESHIP FASHION SHOW!

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  17. Funkmaster V

    Today we review ole Bobby D's take on Cinematronics ancient vector game "RIP OFF"

    WHAT IS HAPPENING OVA HERE? 
    Your wife makes a friggin sweet Nacho Del Grande platter. Her Nachos are so tasty in fact, that you pridefully lay them out for your neighbors to see. Foolish boy. You live in a crappy part of town, but who knew your neighbors were pirates who have a sh*t ton of tanks at their disposal? Text your cooky best friend who lives next door, tell him to grab his tank... because those bastards are coming for your Super Bowl snacks and they hate hatred in their eyes and growling in their guts.

    https://www.atari7800forever.com/ripoffr.html

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  18. Funkmaster V
    Today we review ole Bobby D's take on Cinematronics ancient vector game "RIP OFF" WHAT IS HAPPENING OVA HERE? Your wife makes a friggin sweet Nacho Del Grande platter. Her Nachos are so tasty in fact, that you pridefully lay them out for your neighbors to see. Foolish boy. You live in a crappy part of town, but who knew your neighbors were pirates who have a sh*t ton of tanks at their disposal? Text your cooky best friend who lives next door, tell him to grab his tank... because those bastards are coming for your Super Bowl snacks and they hate hatred in their eyes and growling in their guts. https://www.atari7800forever.com/ripoffr.html
  19. Funkmaster V
    I dig Commando better, but to do well in Ikari Warriors I just blow up the tanks myself. Many times it kills a bunch of the enemies. Tanks can get you into trouble.
  20. Funkmaster V

    Resurrecting a review with the WAY BACK MACHINE from the old site, and polishing it up with all of this lovely 2021 "wokeness" and bitchiness, we dive into the age old question... do you prefer Commando (shirts) or Ikari Warriors (skins) in this vertical scrolling, testosterone slurping, explosion inducing review of IK. FOR ONE OR TWO PLAYERS (player two not included)

     

    http://www.atari7800forever.com/iwr.html

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  21. Funkmaster V
    Resurrecting a review with the WAY BACK MACHINE from the old site, and polishing it up with all of this lovely 2021 "wokeness" and bitchiness, we dive into the age old question... do you prefer Commando (shirts) or Ikari Warriors (skins) in this vertical scrolling, testosterone slurping, explosion inducing review of IK. FOR ONE OR TWO PLAYERS (player two not included) http://www.atari7800forever.com/iwr.html
  22. Funkmaster V

    I've heard a lot of jabrones, tricks, pimps, skeezers, furries, bad guys, gnomes and dorks say that Rikki & Vikki was one of the most impressive games ever made for the Atari 7800.

     

    As a guy that has reviewed 100+ games for the 7800, I'm not easily impressed. Let's see what the Funk thought on his weekend excursion to Misery Land. 

    https://www.atari7800forever.com/rikkiandvikkir.html

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    1. Sabertooth

      Sabertooth

      Excellent write-up of the game @Funkmaster V! 

      It's a shame that the sell through of the first 550 was so slow. I would love to see more from titles from PenguiNet on the 7800. Their game Zaku for Lynx is also top notch! 

    2. Funkmaster V

      Funkmaster V

      I dont know how good a run of 7800 games 550 sales really is. Is that high or low? That's about $33,000... but still probably not worth it after labor, parts and taxes. 

      I hate it that no one can pick up a copy and the music is so huge and on a funky chip that emulation is not possible. You can buy it on steam, however, at a fraction of the cost.

      Thanks for the compliment. Whoever these guys are- they make great games. I hope they come back.

  23. Funkmaster V
    I've heard a lot of jabrones, tricks, pimps, skeezers, furries, bad guys, gnomes and dorks say that Rikki & Vikki was one of the most impressive games ever made for the Atari 7800. As a guy that has reviewed 100+ games for the 7800, I'm not easily impressed. Let's see what the Funk thought on his weekend excursion to Misery Land. https://www.atari7800forever.com/rikkiandvikkir.html
  24. Funkmaster V
    I think this game gets a bad rap, and I think it's pretty good. I agree whole heartedly... it's underrated. I even go into that in this article. http://www.atari7800forever.com/aa.html
  25. Funkmaster V
    For International Women's Day: Millie and Molly---- a review Two old ladies tougher than you save the world while wearing granny dresses and cameos. MK Smith and his international motely crew of programming pal brings us a much needed Boulderdash/ Lode Runner/ Crystal Mines 2 style all original platform-puzzler to the library, and it comes with unbelievable surprises. http://www.atari7800forever.com/millieandmollyr.html
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