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Funkmaster V

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    Funkmaster V got a reaction from Justin for a status update, Resurrecting a review with the WAY BACK MACHINE from the old site, and polishing it u   
    Resurrecting a review with the WAY BACK MACHINE from the old site, and polishing it up with all of this lovely 2021 "wokeness" and bitchiness, we dive into the age old question... do you prefer Commando (shirts) or Ikari Warriors (skins) in this vertical scrolling, testosterone slurping, explosion inducing review of IK. FOR ONE OR TWO PLAYERS (player two not included)
     
    http://www.atari7800forever.com/iwr.html


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    Funkmaster V got a reaction from Justin for a status update, Today we review ole Bobby D's take on Cinematronics ancient vector game "RIP OFF" WHA   
    Today we review ole Bobby D's take on Cinematronics ancient vector game "RIP OFF"
    WHAT IS HAPPENING OVA HERE? 
    Your wife makes a friggin sweet Nacho Del Grande platter. Her Nachos are so tasty in fact, that you pridefully lay them out for your neighbors to see. Foolish boy. You live in a crappy part of town, but who knew your neighbors were pirates who have a sh*t ton of tanks at their disposal? Text your cooky best friend who lives next door, tell him to grab his tank... because those bastards are coming for your Super Bowl snacks and they hate hatred in their eyes and growling in their guts.
    https://www.atari7800forever.com/ripoffr.html

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    Funkmaster V got a reaction from Justin for a status update, I've heard a lot of jabrones, tricks, pimps, skeezers, furries, bad guys, gnomes and   
    I've heard a lot of jabrones, tricks, pimps, skeezers, furries, bad guys, gnomes and dorks say that Rikki & Vikki was one of the most impressive games ever made for the Atari 7800.
     
    As a guy that has reviewed 100+ games for the 7800, I'm not easily impressed. Let's see what the Funk thought on his weekend excursion to Misery Land. 

    https://www.atari7800forever.com/rikkiandvikkir.html

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    Funkmaster V got a reaction from Sabertooth for a status update, I've heard a lot of jabrones, tricks, pimps, skeezers, furries, bad guys, gnomes and   
    I've heard a lot of jabrones, tricks, pimps, skeezers, furries, bad guys, gnomes and dorks say that Rikki & Vikki was one of the most impressive games ever made for the Atari 7800.
     
    As a guy that has reviewed 100+ games for the 7800, I'm not easily impressed. Let's see what the Funk thought on his weekend excursion to Misery Land. 

    https://www.atari7800forever.com/rikkiandvikkir.html

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    Funkmaster V got a reaction from MaximumRD for a status update, For International Women's Day: Millie and Molly---- a review Two old ladies tougher t   
    For International Women's Day: Millie and Molly---- a review
    Two old ladies tougher than you save the world while wearing granny dresses and cameos. MK Smith and his international motely crew of programming pal brings us a much needed Boulderdash/ Lode Runner/ Crystal Mines 2 style all original platform-puzzler to the library, and it comes with unbelievable surprises.  

    http://www.atari7800forever.com/millieandmollyr.html


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    Funkmaster V got a reaction from Justin for a status update, Klax is one weird "stuff is falling" puzzle game with one of the strangest (lamest) t   
    Klax is one weird "stuff is falling" puzzle game with one of the strangest (lamest) tag lines in history: It's is the nineties, and there is time for KLAX."
    But this cerebral puzzle game was a completed, unreleased prototype that is pretty darn faithful to the arcade machine its based on. Read about all this jive in the review located:
    http://www.atari7800forever.com/klaxr.html

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    Funkmaster V got a reaction from Justin for a status update, To the uninitiated, Baby Pac Man sounds like another derivative Maze Game that most p   
    To the uninitiated, Baby Pac Man sounds like another derivative Maze Game that most people wouldn't want or need. But once you crack it open, you'll find a compelling hybrid maze/ pinball game where one has to master both to progress far. On a system that is king for maze games, this one may be the ultimate ruler of them all. Click the link for the review

      http://www.atari7800forever.com/babypacmanr.html


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    Funkmaster V got a reaction from RickR for a status update, To the uninitiated, Baby Pac Man sounds like another derivative Maze Game that most p   
    To the uninitiated, Baby Pac Man sounds like another derivative Maze Game that most people wouldn't want or need. But once you crack it open, you'll find a compelling hybrid maze/ pinball game where one has to master both to progress far. On a system that is king for maze games, this one may be the ultimate ruler of them all. Click the link for the review

      http://www.atari7800forever.com/babypacmanr.html


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    Funkmaster V got a reaction from Justin for a status update, Hobby programmers and their after market creations have vastly improved the Platform   
    Hobby programmers and their after market creations have vastly improved the Platform scene in the Atari 7800 universe in recent years. Now that there's a good sample size, you may ask, what are the top 10 levels of the 7800's platform games? Even if you didn't ask... I'll offer my opinion here: http://www.atari7800forever.com/toptenplatformlevels.html

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    Funkmaster V got a reaction from RickR for a status update, Asteroids Deluxe not only sounds like it comes with all the veggies, cheese and possi   
    Asteroids Deluxe not only sounds like it comes with all the veggies, cheese and possibly bacon, its probably the best game in the space rock family. http://www.atari7800forever.com/adeluxe.html
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    Funkmaster V got a reaction from Justin for a status update, Asteroids Deluxe not only sounds like it comes with all the veggies, cheese and possi   
    Asteroids Deluxe not only sounds like it comes with all the veggies, cheese and possibly bacon, its probably the best game in the space rock family. http://www.atari7800forever.com/adeluxe.html
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    Funkmaster V got a reaction from HDN for a status update, Asteroids Deluxe not only sounds like it comes with all the veggies, cheese and possi   
    Asteroids Deluxe not only sounds like it comes with all the veggies, cheese and possibly bacon, its probably the best game in the space rock family. http://www.atari7800forever.com/adeluxe.html
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    Funkmaster V got a reaction from Justin for a status update, Tonight, Atari 7800 Forever takes a look at the unfinished Tetris clone: Blocdrop! ht   
    Tonight, Atari 7800 Forever takes a look at the unfinished Tetris clone: Blocdrop! http://www.atari7800forever.com/blocdrop.html

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    Funkmaster V got a reaction from Justin for a status update, The Atari 7800 has lived a long azz time without a proper multicart, and now... in 20   
    The Atari 7800 has lived a long azz time without a proper multicart, and now... in 2020-2021... there are two that have popped up on the scene and both look very compelling. One is the Concerto cart, but the one we will get into today is the Dragonfly.

    http://www.atari7800forever.com/dragonflysd.html

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    Funkmaster V got a reaction from Justin for a status update, Wheeze about to get nasty over at Atari 7800 Forever.com, cause we are diving head fi   
    Wheeze about to get nasty over at Atari 7800 Forever.com, cause we are diving head first into the guts of Hearty Manslapper. HMS is an odd one from the Atari 7800's resident homebrew B movie film director: Frankodragon... try mixing 1 part Martin Short's "Inner Space", 1 part independent college film project, 1 part Salvador Dali painting, 1 part internet argument and 5 parts bag full of guts. If you were one of the snow flakes that got all offended at my Hat Trick review, holy Toledo... stay far away from this one. (It contains the word sphincter) 
    The review lives here:
    www.Atari7800Forever.com/heartymanslapperr.html

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