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Oh, OK. I have been to Green Bay, Madison, and Milwaukee before. My dad was born in Milwaukee, by the way.

Found these (and many more) in the basement while cleaning today. I haven’t listened to these in years. Since 2017 or so. I am in for a nostalgia trip, and you are in for a “what the hell was that kid on” sort of trip. 

I forgot to mention the tapes simply titled “Metroid”. That’s a mockumentary series. I’m telling ya, folks...

And here’s one of the comic books, “MTT [Metroid’s Turnover Tops] The Treasury: Volume II”. The humor in this is very on-brand for a second grader. Lots of fart jokes.

This book has seen better days. I spilled a sandwich bag full of horehound candy and water on it in my youth. I dropped the candy or something in summer school and filled a bag with water from the bubbler and gave them a little bath as to not waste them. I left the notebook and the candy out in the hall when I went to class. When I returned, MTT had absorbed the hard candy-infused water like a sponge. I was devastated at the time. All my hard work undone by my foolishness and some “old people candy”. Damn, horehound is good though.

I think Metroid deserves his own thread in “Off Topic”. I will have to make that in the coming days.

And here is a Christmas comic, perfect for this time of year. Metroid was disappointed with his gift of Lays potato chips... until the Christmas tree came to life and... attacked him? Spooked him?

I believe our printer has a scanner built in. I will try to scan these old comics to try to “preserve them online”.