Funkmaster V

Putt 18 Miniature Golf: 

"I don't know if it succeeds as a putt putt video game, but it did make me laugh out loud several times watching the @#!$ on the screen go crazy."

http://www.atari7800forever.com/putt18.html

WOOOOO! 
Spent almost 9 hours on the website today! It doesn't look like it, but here's what I updated-

Dungeon Stalker Video Review!
Novawolf Video Review!
I rank the Video 61 laminated Comic Strip/ Instructions
The Save Mary Art Gallery Updated!
The Definitive Cart Collector Guide Updated
Changed the name of our Podcast to "The Atari Network Podcast" 
Cleaned up the Articles Page
Planet Smashers- God Mode Code
Dragon Cache- Play as the Dragon of Thorns/ Level Warp
Dragon's Havoc- Stage Select Code
Venture- Start with 11 lives
Joust Easter Egg
Ninja Golf- Hidden Joystick Test
Bentley Bear's Crystal Quest- 1-2 Warp Location
Adventures of Olli Troll- Level Select/ Ending Select Code

www.atari7800forever.com

hAPPY nEW yEARS!
Let's end the year on the good foot! How about a review of the brand new Novawolf game for the Atari 7800 over at Atari 7800 Forever!!! #atari #atari7800 #novawolf

Atari 7800 Forever Podcast Tonight! Special Guest Host- Crossbow! 7:30PM EST

Funkmaster V and Silverback bring in the new year with a huge ass food fight- culinary cookout Christmas edition podcast o funk. What did we get? What did YOU get? Was it the clap? Jon knows how to get rid of that. And allegedly, Crossbow from Ivory Tower will join us to class up the joint a bit. CHAT WITH US! It's fun!!! #atari #atarivcs #foodfight

Atari 7800 Forever Podcast-
Nov 17th 2023 at 7:30PM EST

Silverback and Funkmaster V discuss what may be the biggest Atari release for a hot minute- Berzerk Recharged, and then compares it to Bob Decrescenzo'd (Pac Man Plus) version of Frenzy/ Berzerk for the 7800. They also guess the life span of the Atari VCS after collecting some clues that have dropped. Neo Sprint is updated, Pac-Jason and Lava Lamps and 8 Track Theatre is reviewed. #atari #atari7800 #atarivcs

We are gonna be releasing Silverback's review of Wizard's Dungeon very soon... but to tide you over:

We look into several prototypes and hacks: Rampart, Star Wars, GATO, Pit Fighter

and there's a much sunnier update to the site's "Atari 7800 Biography". No more doom and gloom. It's the 7800's time to shine!

Thanks for the love! www.Atari7800Forever.com

Rikki & Vikki did a lot to prove that the Atari 7800 was capable of rendering incredible graphics and sound with amazing depth and gameplay, however it couldn't escape one of the system's issues altogether. Here's how to fix the Rikki & Vikki game breaking glitch. http://www.atari7800forever.com/rikkivikkifix.html #rikkivikki #atari7800 #rikkiandvikki

Poetiru: Review
I like reviewing games like this. But then again, I like rancid milk. Here's my take on Poetiru, available for free on the creator's website.. 

http://www.atari7800forever.com/poetiru.html

An April Fool's Joke turned into a graphical hack of Centipede... but is it really Millipede? Check it out har

http://www.atari7800forever.com/millipeder.html

Mr. raz0red has cooked up an Atari 7800 emulator so easy to use, that I put it permanently on the front page of my website. Emulation is never perfect, but you can experience so many homebrews and works in progress by simply clicking a few mouse clicks. So fun. Try to beat my scores on the boards! My initials are VIN. http://www.atari7800forever.com

This weekend, the good guys at Atari 7800 Forever churned out 4 reviews of classic 7800 games for your azzes... We found a great one, a good one, and a couple of stinkers. Find out what we thought of Water Ski, Super Pac Man, Tank Command and Pac Man Collection on the Atari 7800 Mothership! www.atari7800forever.com

Super Pac Man is a super hero version of good ole Pac Man, but I find this Avenger more Hawkeye than Hulk. http://www.atari7800forever.com/superpacmanr.html

The Atari 7800 has lived a long azz time without a proper multicart, and now... in 2020-2021... there are two that have popped up on the scene and both look very compelling. One is the Concerto cart, but the one we will get into today is the Dragonfly.

http://www.atari7800forever.com/dragonflysd.html

I'm off shooting goofy horror/comedies this weekend (except for Sunday), so I decided to catch up on the Atari 7800 Forever workload with some corrections and re-reviews from the old site. I hope you enjoy! When I get all of the original 57 (or 59) written I will start doing video reviews of all of these games. 

GoSub Review Scores Amended
http://www.atari7800forever.com/gosubreview.html

robotfindskitten Reviewed
http://www.atari7800forever.com/rfkr.html

Winter Games Reviewed
http://www.atari7800forever.com/wintergamesr.html

Title Match Pro Wrestling Reviewed
http://www.atari7800forever.com/tmpwr.html

Top 10 Weirdest Messages I Could Stand to Find in robotfindkitten
http://www.atari7800forever.com/weirdrfk.html

Vrooooooooooooooom

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Dragon's Cache is a "Stuff is Falling" puzzle game homebrew by Revontuli... which is the first of three different Dragon themed games for the Atari 7800 he is conjuring up. This guy is nuts, but his games are on point.

Check out the review:

www.atari7800forever.com/dragonscacher.html

Good Knight and Good Luck

Oh the Puns...

A programmer from Chile has popped onto the Atari 7800 scene with a trilogy of upcoming Knight Games... well... 2 games about Knights and one about a very special roach. 2 out of 3 ain't bad, is it? Whatever the case, click the link and get hip on Vlad Zuniga's new platform adventure/ one player board game RPG/ and his upcoming SHUMP for the Prosystem.

www.atari7800Forever.com/goodknight.html 

A long lost interview between my site's old collaborator John K Harvey and Ninja Golf/ Klax PIMP David Dentt. A great little little interview about the game programmer that signs his autographs in Mothr funkin' GOLD. 

http://www.atari7800forever.com/daviddentt.html

Today we review ole Bobby D's take on Cinematronics ancient vector game "RIP OFF"

WHAT IS HAPPENING OVA HERE? 
Your wife makes a friggin sweet Nacho Del Grande platter. Her Nachos are so tasty in fact, that you pridefully lay them out for your neighbors to see. Foolish boy. You live in a crappy part of town, but who knew your neighbors were pirates who have a sh*t ton of tanks at their disposal? Text your cooky best friend who lives next door, tell him to grab his tank... because those bastards are coming for your Super Bowl snacks and they hate hatred in their eyes and growling in their guts.

https://www.atari7800forever.com/ripoffr.html

Resurrecting a review with the WAY BACK MACHINE from the old site, and polishing it up with all of this lovely 2021 "wokeness" and bitchiness, we dive into the age old question... do you prefer Commando (shirts) or Ikari Warriors (skins) in this vertical scrolling, testosterone slurping, explosion inducing review of IK. FOR ONE OR TWO PLAYERS (player two not included)

http://www.atari7800forever.com/iwr.html

For International Women's Day: Millie and Molly---- a review

Two old ladies tougher than you save the world while wearing granny dresses and cameos. MK Smith and his international motely crew of programming pal brings us a much needed Boulderdash/ Lode Runner/ Crystal Mines 2 style all original platform-puzzler to the library, and it comes with unbelievable surprises.  

http://www.atari7800forever.com/millieandmollyr.html

The Ultimate Look at the Atari Ultimate Fight Stick w/ Trackball
Funkmaster V from www.Atari7800Forever.com goes funk deep into the Atari Dual Fight Stick with Trackball (Trac Ball) with an Atari 7800 slant. This in depth video breaks down the good, the bad, and the ugly with the interesting DIY emulator from Micro Center in a massive 90 minute video. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYDIqzuhVSw&feature=youtu.be